![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
Entry tags:
well, that's more like the reality I know...
This morning, early, I went in to the inquisitor's dentist's office get two fillings done (one redone, one new). I came out with a temporary crown and a lighter wallet.
When I die, I am going to work backwards through the souls of my lineage and beat them upside the head for having bad teeth. When I reach Noah, I'm going to kick him for not working to get his daughters married to nice dentists. And if I find out that Adam snacked at the Twinkie Tree, he's going to get a belt in the stomach.
Though to be fair, I think this is Cain's fault -- he tried to hide the fact that he wasn't eating his vegetables by making them a sacrifice to God. I bet he didn't brush, either.
When I die, I am going to work backwards through the souls of my lineage and beat them upside the head for having bad teeth. When I reach Noah, I'm going to kick him for not working to get his daughters married to nice dentists. And if I find out that Adam snacked at the Twinkie Tree, he's going to get a belt in the stomach.
Though to be fair, I think this is Cain's fault -- he tried to hide the fact that he wasn't eating his vegetables by making them a sacrifice to God. I bet he didn't brush, either.