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[dwivian]

So.... my c1allis spam has given way to replica watch offers.

I guess the intent is for me to be able to time my erections. You'd think with all the medicine I could have purchased by now, they'd be offering me calendars. Ah, well.

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[zanna-voodoo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I started getting replica watch offers a couple weeks ago. Still getting OEM software, Viagra, and online degree offers as well, but the watches outnumber them all.

Maybe I should get an online degree in sexology, using OEM software to analyze the length of time for drug-induced erections?

[planettom.livejournal.com]

Speaking of spam, I just saw SPAMALOT!

[football-swan.livejournal.com]

Getting the ones which start out with Bible-ish quotes?

I like the offers for See-Alice and Via-Gra in soft-tab form. Kinda defeats the purpose, methinks. (My doctor's office has a hand lotion dispenser from the blue pill people. It actually has a label on the side, informing the user that the lotion does NOT contain any of the actual drug.)

[operatic.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen those, although I am getting a wave of quotes from O'Reilly book reviews (oddly enough).

[cretak.livejournal.com]

of course they want you to be able to time your erections. erections lasting longer than four hours require immedite medical attention.

[dwivian]

They require immediate SOMETHING, that's for sure....