Come now, Earthfolk. This decision was clearly driven by the bad polling numbers your astronomers received after their decision to demote Pluto to the status of a dwarf planet in 2006, shortly before PiratePalooza™. Your planet's unnatural affection for Pluto is becoming irritating for those of us who know better, for if you must know, "Pluto" is in fact a refueling dump for passing Erebriton Freighters of Klaxta Minor and was voted "Most Likely to Explode" in last year's Spacer News Journal.