There be a woman on a messageboard what I attend, what confessed to the members that she be "a cow".... she overproduces breast milk often a half-gallon a day. She woke up in bed yesterday and discovered that she'd been leaking, and that she'd fried her iPhone. She makes so much extra breast milk that she contributes it to some sort of program that collects and distributes it to mothers who do not.

I have, of course, forwarded her the story and she now (jokingly) demands a recipe! O.o