Home today....

I'm sitting home with Elton...

He's got a sore ear, and possibly pinkeye, so I'm now having to terrorize him three times a day with eyedrops. Boy, that's a good thing. And, I have to wash my hands a lot so that I don't give it to myself.

But, that's okay. I'm a good dad, and I'm here watching him lay on the floor and play with Elmo, a Football, and an empty tampon box. I suppose I should go take care of that.

:: picks up Elmo ::

sex.compat.rte

I've loaded sex.compat.rte and discovered just a littlebit so far....
( the test )

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....TAP TAP.... is this thing on?

So, what is everyone doing? It's quiet for me, but I'm sure the rest of you are out raising hell so that you'll be perfect specimens of the ideal employee on a Friday....

Come on! Who's up with me?