Changing the Olympics?

Someone thinks they can improve the Olympics. Maybe. You be the judge.

The first step is obvious: All contestants should compete stark naked, slathered with olive oil.

EDIT: yes, that WOULD explain some of the vault scores.....

Yes.

I like food. Wish I could taste it.

Do you like food? I like the flavor of green. Blue is a bit bright.

I want noodles, with an e-flat major chord.