dwivian: (mukluk)
dwivian ([personal profile] dwivian) wrote2008-04-10 04:23 pm
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Making Marriage Work

Now I know why Da elf and I have been together for 10 (TEN!) years on paper -- it's scientific!

Relationship Stability as a function of attractiveness

[identity profile] lady-autumnstar.livejournal.com 2008-04-11 10:09 am (UTC)(link)
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind

[identity profile] lady-autumnstar.livejournal.com 2008-04-11 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably a wise choice.