There goes the weekend.....

When doing yardwork in a partially-wooded back yard, try to remember the old Boy Scout Maxim:

Leaves of three,
Get them in your hair and
Rub them on your neck
Trying to dislodge them
Before realizing what they are.

Where does one find Cortizone 1000%? ::sigh::

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I have a 14 year old daughter. She has a boyfriend.

And yet, my wife is opposed to GPS Panties. It's so difficult being a parent these days....

weirdo hippy freak.....

I'm in the mood to run away and have a quiet place in the mountains for a farm with sheep, a garden or two, and a highspeed network connection so I don't need people. I want someplace where I can work on optics and photon emitters capable of regular measurable output, shear sheep, split wood for winter fires, and attempt to understand quantum calculations.

Alas, no winning lottery ticket this time. I guess I should have bought one....