Some twerp turned 40 today. So what? She's a brat, and always taking my stuff. Earlier today she was sitting on MY SIDE, and nobody would do anything about it.
I'm not gonna wish her happy anything. If I had her cake, I'd smoosh it in her face.
But if you do anything to make her day unpleasant, I'll beat you to death. The rest of you -- go wish
football_swan a happy 40th, if you know what's good for you.
I'm not gonna wish her happy anything. If I had her cake, I'd smoosh it in her face.
But if you do anything to make her day unpleasant, I'll beat you to death. The rest of you -- go wish
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