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dwivianYes, time to do a meme again. This one seems to be going around...
1)Are your parents married or divorced? Married or living in sin. I've not checked the expiration date on their license.
2) Are you a vegetarian? Sure. I just prefer some of my veggies as a byproduct of post-consumer recycling.
3) Do you believe in Heaven? I see it every day.
4) Have you ever come close to dying?![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
elfgirl has a driver's license, yes. Never mind that I'm the one that has driven over a cliff.
5) What jewelery do you wear? I wear a silver wristband instead of a watch. And glasses, if those count.
6) Favorite time of day? About 10:30pm.
7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Yup. But, never raw.
8) Do you wear makeup? Occasionally. Otherwise you can tell the difference between the beard mesh and my face.
9) Ever had plastic surgery? Not as such, no. But, I do have a bridge and crowns, which are quite close to elective vanity surgery.
10) Do you color your hair? Never. I've always been this hair color. Stay out of my shower.
11) What do you wear to bed? Depends on the day, if da elf has the fan going, how hot I am, etc.
12) Have you ever done anything illegal? I am a paragon of virtue.
13) Can you roll your tongue? I can curl it, if that is what you mean.
14) Do you tweeze your eyebrows? Not as such, no.
15) What kind of sneakers? Cheap ones.
16) Do you believe in abortions? Not my choice to make. Does that make me agbortionist?
17) What is you natural hair colour? Seems to be brownish.
18) Do you have any children? Two biological and one by luck.
19) Do you snore? Not at all. Anyone saying otherwise is a damned liar.
20) If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be? To the site of the largest unowned and unclaimed treasure that I could legally and ethically retain.
21) Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No. Da elf just won't eat.
22) If you ever won the lottery, what would you do first? This is part of a long established plan involving anonymous donations and charitable trusts.
23) Gold or silver? To wear or to keep in a safe in the basement?
24) Hamburger or hot dog? Depends on mood.
25) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? What a horrible suggestion.
26) City, beach, or country? Mountain vista.
27) What was the last thing you touched? The space bar.
28) Where did you eat last? The dining room table. Lamb stew.
29) When's the last time you cried? Hard to say. Should have been yesterday, but I'm somehow numb, there.
30) Do you read blogs? What....Out loud?
31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? Nope. My skirts are all menswear.
32) Ever been involved with the police? I'm a member of the Metropolitan Atlanta Police Emerald Society. Dunno how involved that makes me.
33) What's your favourite shampoo? Green. I'm a guy.
34) Do you talk in your sleep? Never. Anyone telling you otherwise is a damned liar.
35) Ocean or pool? Is this like "Stewed brussel sprouts or ground up rat brains"? Sheesh.
36) What's your favorite song at the moment? Whatever comes up next on the iPod.
37) Last thing you took a picture of? Da elf, doing a midterm exam.
38) Window seat or aisle? Aisle, generally. Windows are usually in the smallest cabin space.
39) Have you ever met any one famous? I *AM* someone famous! In the right circles, of course. And, famous people have met me, so that should count.
40) Do you feel that you've had a truly successful life? If success is defined as not being dead yet, sure.
41) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? I've never cut spaghetti. I do break it up a bit before cooking, though.
42) Ricki Lake or Oprah? Back to brussel sprout questions....
43) Basketball or Football? College Football, yes.
44) How long do your showers last? Long enough for the last bit of dirt to leave my body, and not one nanosecond longer.
45) Cake or ice cream? Cake, normally. Which isn't to say I don't want ice-cream, but you asked for a choice between two nice things.
46) Dip, or salsa? Salsa, these days, because good dips are made of a base of sour cream and mayonaise, neither of which are particularly healthy. But, they do taste good.
47) Are you self-conscious? I'm self-aware. Everything else is learned.
48) Have you ever drank so much you threw up? I am a paragon of virtue.
49) Have you ever given money to a tramp? You could say that, yes.
50) Have you been in love? Insomuch as I know what that means, yes. Sometimes I second-guess myself, because I don't do emotions well.
51) Where do you wish you were? In the media room of my manor home on my private estate in Co. Kerry.
52) Are you wearing socks? Um. Yeah.
53) Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Yes. After that whole cliff thing.
54) Can you tango? Yes. And, I have, with nobility.
55) Last gift you received? Good words.
56) Last sport you played? Chase the screaming child.
57) Things you spend a lot of money on? Costumes. Travel. Travel so I can wear costumes....
58) Where do you live? Earth.
59) Where were you born? Earth (it happens).
60) Last wedding attended?jost's.
61) Favourite fast food restaurant? Zaxby's, but they claim they aren't fast.
62) Favorite full-service restaurant? Sushi places, lately, and Sapporo is a good one for that and the whole table-grill experience.
63) Most hated food? Won't eat butterbeans except under duress.
64) What's your least fav. chore? dealing with dirty dishes
65) Can you sing? That's a matter of opinion
66) Last person you instant messaged? I think I chatted atmelonaise last.
67) Last place you went on holiday? Tybee Island
68) Favorite regular drink? Cherry Coke (but I drink Dasani more)
69) Current crush? Hard to say. Depends on what you mean by crush, I suppose.
Last Question...) Do ya want people to do this meme? Seems they have, so my desires in that regard are of no consequence.
1)Are your parents married or divorced? Married or living in sin. I've not checked the expiration date on their license.
2) Are you a vegetarian? Sure. I just prefer some of my veggies as a byproduct of post-consumer recycling.
3) Do you believe in Heaven? I see it every day.
4) Have you ever come close to dying?
elfgirl has a driver's license, yes. Never mind that I'm the one that has driven over a cliff.5) What jewelery do you wear? I wear a silver wristband instead of a watch. And glasses, if those count.
6) Favorite time of day? About 10:30pm.
7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Yup. But, never raw.
8) Do you wear makeup? Occasionally. Otherwise you can tell the difference between the beard mesh and my face.
9) Ever had plastic surgery? Not as such, no. But, I do have a bridge and crowns, which are quite close to elective vanity surgery.
10) Do you color your hair? Never. I've always been this hair color. Stay out of my shower.
11) What do you wear to bed? Depends on the day, if da elf has the fan going, how hot I am, etc.
12) Have you ever done anything illegal? I am a paragon of virtue.
13) Can you roll your tongue? I can curl it, if that is what you mean.
14) Do you tweeze your eyebrows? Not as such, no.
15) What kind of sneakers? Cheap ones.
16) Do you believe in abortions? Not my choice to make. Does that make me agbortionist?
17) What is you natural hair colour? Seems to be brownish.
18) Do you have any children? Two biological and one by luck.
19) Do you snore? Not at all. Anyone saying otherwise is a damned liar.
20) If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be? To the site of the largest unowned and unclaimed treasure that I could legally and ethically retain.
21) Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No. Da elf just won't eat.
22) If you ever won the lottery, what would you do first? This is part of a long established plan involving anonymous donations and charitable trusts.
23) Gold or silver? To wear or to keep in a safe in the basement?
24) Hamburger or hot dog? Depends on mood.
25) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? What a horrible suggestion.
26) City, beach, or country? Mountain vista.
27) What was the last thing you touched? The space bar.
28) Where did you eat last? The dining room table. Lamb stew.
29) When's the last time you cried? Hard to say. Should have been yesterday, but I'm somehow numb, there.
30) Do you read blogs? What....Out loud?
31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? Nope. My skirts are all menswear.
32) Ever been involved with the police? I'm a member of the Metropolitan Atlanta Police Emerald Society. Dunno how involved that makes me.
33) What's your favourite shampoo? Green. I'm a guy.
34) Do you talk in your sleep? Never. Anyone telling you otherwise is a damned liar.
35) Ocean or pool? Is this like "Stewed brussel sprouts or ground up rat brains"? Sheesh.
36) What's your favorite song at the moment? Whatever comes up next on the iPod.
37) Last thing you took a picture of? Da elf, doing a midterm exam.
38) Window seat or aisle? Aisle, generally. Windows are usually in the smallest cabin space.
39) Have you ever met any one famous? I *AM* someone famous! In the right circles, of course. And, famous people have met me, so that should count.
40) Do you feel that you've had a truly successful life? If success is defined as not being dead yet, sure.
41) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? I've never cut spaghetti. I do break it up a bit before cooking, though.
42) Ricki Lake or Oprah? Back to brussel sprout questions....
43) Basketball or Football? College Football, yes.
44) How long do your showers last? Long enough for the last bit of dirt to leave my body, and not one nanosecond longer.
45) Cake or ice cream? Cake, normally. Which isn't to say I don't want ice-cream, but you asked for a choice between two nice things.
46) Dip, or salsa? Salsa, these days, because good dips are made of a base of sour cream and mayonaise, neither of which are particularly healthy. But, they do taste good.
47) Are you self-conscious? I'm self-aware. Everything else is learned.
48) Have you ever drank so much you threw up? I am a paragon of virtue.
49) Have you ever given money to a tramp? You could say that, yes.
50) Have you been in love? Insomuch as I know what that means, yes. Sometimes I second-guess myself, because I don't do emotions well.
51) Where do you wish you were? In the media room of my manor home on my private estate in Co. Kerry.
52) Are you wearing socks? Um. Yeah.
53) Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Yes. After that whole cliff thing.
54) Can you tango? Yes. And, I have, with nobility.
55) Last gift you received? Good words.
56) Last sport you played? Chase the screaming child.
57) Things you spend a lot of money on? Costumes. Travel. Travel so I can wear costumes....
58) Where do you live? Earth.
59) Where were you born? Earth (it happens).
60) Last wedding attended?
jost's.61) Favourite fast food restaurant? Zaxby's, but they claim they aren't fast.
62) Favorite full-service restaurant? Sushi places, lately, and Sapporo is a good one for that and the whole table-grill experience.
63) Most hated food? Won't eat butterbeans except under duress.
64) What's your least fav. chore? dealing with dirty dishes
65) Can you sing? That's a matter of opinion
66) Last person you instant messaged? I think I chatted at
melonaise last.67) Last place you went on holiday? Tybee Island
68) Favorite regular drink? Cherry Coke (but I drink Dasani more)
69) Current crush? Hard to say. Depends on what you mean by crush, I suppose.
Last Question...) Do ya want people to do this meme? Seems they have, so my desires in that regard are of no consequence.
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Date: 2007-11-06 05:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-06 06:50 pm (UTC)Yuck.
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Date: 2007-11-26 07:36 am (UTC)Now butter beans, when properly slathered in butter, aren't too shabby.
parents and butterbeans
Date: 2007-11-07 12:31 am (UTC)